I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra.' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding.

Johnny Depp

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You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.

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One of the greatest pieces of advice I've ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said "Okay, I'm gonna tell you what to do. If the kid's bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock.

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One day, the people that didn't believe in you will tell everyone... by Johnny Depp

One day, the people that didn't believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.

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if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

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Well, having no intelligence, I'm looking forward to gaining some, whether artificial, superficial or super-duper.

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Success doesn't change you... It reveals you by Johnny Depp

Success doesn't change you... It reveals you

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't been self-destructiv e in some way, and who hasn't gone through some sort of bout of self-loathing. You've got to bang yourself around a bit to know yourself.

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When you realize you're essentially you're God, there ain't nothing on earth more powerful than you, you can do anything you want.

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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love ar... by Johnny Depp

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow. by Johnny Depp

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

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We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

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Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. by Johnny Depp

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

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And it hurts so much to want something you can't have. by Johnny Depp

And it hurts so much to want something you can't have.

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Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to... by Johnny Depp

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to hear.

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There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things th... by Johnny Depp

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

Do what you really want to do. Don't play their game! Don't do wh... by Johnny Depp

Do what you really want to do. Don't play their game! Don't do what they want. Find your own way.

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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

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If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap... by Johnny Depp

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

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Every relationship has problems but when those problems arise you have to realise that they don't mean your relationship is broken, it's just a little bent. Bent things can be fixed and like so your relationship can too. The first step however is realising that.

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