I went to Tokyo three years ago. It was a job, though. I did an ad campaign for IBM, so they flew me out there to take pictures of me. It was IBM Global. It went to Australia, France, London, all over the world. But I think the ad campaign was a failure, because of me.

Bobby Lee

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Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big. by Bobby Lee

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

crossroads texas world

Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they're not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself.

helping-others two thinking

People treat you like s*** when you're a doorman or a busboy. I licked envelopes for eight hours a day for this management company and cried half the time I was there while the managers were on the phone working.

eight phones people

Generally, I am just myself, a crazy John Belushi type. But I'm not comparing myself to him. I think I am against stereotype. Generally Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.

work-ethic crazy thinking

A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don't have a problem with that. I am very sensitive. I can just feel when things are getting out of control and I go, 'Oh, you have to deal with this. Because you can die.' I've always sort of had that.

denial drinking people

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

pulse comedy sometimes

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

mountain guy average

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

bars who-i-am people

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

crazy light thinking

For a while last summer I was depressed because nothing was happening. It got to the point where people like me were getting films, so I decided to focus on stand-up. It kind of saved my life. I hate to be that dramatic, but I got a girlfriend and refocused my life on being more real and living a regular life rather than pursuing this other false goal of television and movie stardom.

girlfriend hate summer

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. C... by Bobby Lee

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

becoming world thinking

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible. by Bobby Lee

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

collectibles bitcoin hard

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

see you shopping quality

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

i-am me sad people

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm g... by Bobby Lee

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

crowd know i-can chance

Koreans are hilarious. by Bobby Lee

Koreans are hilarious.

koreans hilarious

You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.

good me family brother

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home. by Bobby Lee

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.

finding like found home

I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.

how know man business

I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite desti... by Bobby Lee

I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.

favorite many vacation destination