If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles? Gyles Brandreth More Quotes by Gyles Brandreth More Quotes From Gyles Brandreth Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead. Gyles Brandreth eighttypewritersfood If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob". Gyles Brandreth simplicityglassesbroken Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars. Gyles Brandreth starshumblepraise John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly. Gyles Brandreth wellsappearancedresses He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved life Gyles Brandreth countdownbeing-crazycrazy In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table. Gyles Brandreth partywaitingrooms As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right. Gyles Brandreth problemtwopeople I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room. Gyles Brandreth governmenttogetherthinking
