If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. Paul Lynde More Quotes by Paul Lynde More Quotes From Paul Lynde I was obsessed with being rich and famous. Paul Lynde richcomedyobsession I don't understand why people don't remember my name. Paul Lynde comedynamespeople If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. Paul Lynde alcoholicscomedyifs If I'm not working, I don't know what to do. Paul Lynde ifsknows Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. Paul Lynde somedaydresseswant The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. Paul Lynde dininghouselong I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. Paul Lynde selfishhusbandway The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt. Paul Lynde beltscomedywhole My following is straight. I'm so glad. Paul Lynde followingglad Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble Paul Lynde my-best-friendmenlooks My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter. Paul Lynde kitchentableswhite I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. Paul Lynde hilariousthreehumorous Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Paul Lynde believabilityrealismcomedy It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Paul Lynde worst-momentscomedystage I wish I had the nerve not to tip. Paul Lynde wittylifefunny I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored. Paul Lynde spiceslooksinteresting I think basically an actor is a salesman. Paul Lynde salesmanactorsthinking I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly. Paul Lynde mealssimpletrying My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. Paul Lynde adamantinterestfather Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. Paul Lynde papermindhouse
