If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office. Janet Evanovich More Quotes by Janet Evanovich More Quotes From Janet Evanovich He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying. Janet Evanovich grandmamotherlying [Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work." "I knew that." He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad." I did. God help me. Janet Evanovich gearsboysthinking Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich plumsdifferentthinking And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. Janet Evanovich bodymouthsyears One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger Janet Evanovich rangersneeds Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now." Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic. Janet Evanovich good-luckmenpast Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries. Janet Evanovich clothesweightflesh You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) Janet Evanovich feel-bettervegetablesthinking Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. Janet Evanovich clothescompromisebed THE NOTE said the first clue was "in the big one." I looked at the jumble of letters that followed, and I saw no pattern. Not such a surprise, since I was missing the puzzle chromosome and couldn't do puzzles designed for nine-year-olds. Janet Evanovich missinglettersyears Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked. Janet Evanovich heatpiecoffee I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. Janet Evanovich threemistaketrying This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. Janet Evanovich doorsgivingwar I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum Janet Evanovich jujuplumscar Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. Janet Evanovich rangerssaidmorning Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds. Janet Evanovich safebirdlooks Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No. Janet Evanovich diesel Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. Janet Evanovich dumbnessunderestimatepeople And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne. Janet Evanovich trunkssawsjesus We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself. Janet Evanovich might-userecipesenthusiasm
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