If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David More Quotes by Larry David More Quotes From Larry David I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Larry David wantedlaughing Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me. Larry David changedzerobelief You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare. Larry David nightmareencountersproblem Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. Larry David sad-lovebad-relationshipmarriage A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied Larry David dissatisfiedcompromiseparty Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me. Larry David involvedwellssurprise Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David people It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. Larry David affectionatehappens You write about what you know. Larry David knowswriting There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. Larry David shootinghomethinking Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America. Larry David freedomlovecountry It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. Larry David comedykindpeople I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fish-tanksnightorder I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. Larry David therapyenoughneeds Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions. Larry David bodily-functionssometimessex Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Larry David self-confidencecrazyself I'm anti-cheese in a salad. Larry David saladcheese I just feed off the energy of the audience. Larry David audienceenergy I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. Larry David decentdonepeople I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David partybirthdaythinking
