If I went in the cage, I was going to end up eaten alive. That was actually one of my top five ways not to die. Laurell K. Hamilton More Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton More Quotes From Laurell K. Hamilton So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box. Laurell K. Hamilton crackers weapons body It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Laurell K. Hamilton potters talking book He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his back like a cat, hands pressed to his mouth as if trying to drain every taste. It was the only thing he did that was cute. He was gorgeous, sensual, but rarely cute. - Anita Blake about Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton cat cute hands Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death." - Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton petite certain If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack. Laurell K. Hamilton heart-attack said heart Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton easier ifs men In chains and darkness, wherefore should I stay, And mourn in prison, while I keep the key. Laurell K. Hamilton prison keys darkness That was the problem with loving people: it made you weak. It made you need them. It made the thought of not having them the worst thing in the world. Laurell K. Hamilton people world needs I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both. Laurell K. Hamilton flirting gun trying I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake Laurell K. Hamilton practice feet men she was just that shiver that makes you walk faster at night. You don't know why you do it, but some part of you remembers that the dark is never really empty. ~Anita Laurell K. Hamilton dark remember night How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture? Laurell K. Hamilton introducing late sports I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one time or another. But in all that time, ma petite, I have never desired anyone the way I desire you." - Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton three desire years There was a time when you would have taken my heart with stake or gun. Now you have taken it with these delicate hands and the scent of your body." - Jean-Claude Laurell K. Hamilton gun taken heart You're up to something," I said. He turned, eyes wide, long fingers pressed to his heart. "Moi?" "Yeah, you. Laurell K. Hamilton eye heart long There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was. Laurell K. Hamilton barbie choices two Hesitation will get you killed. Laurell K. Hamilton hesitation Tell that to the BTK killer,” I said. “He was a churchgoer, raised two kids, married, and resisted the urge to kill for decades. He was a person, but he was a monster, too Laurell K. Hamilton monsters two kids We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them Laurell K. Hamilton hunted monsters running Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you. Laurell K. Hamilton anita-blake stones thinking