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Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

Andy Kindler
crackers redneck guy
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is fa... by Brennan Manning

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.

Brennan Manning
crackers cheese fall
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. by Christopher Moore

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

Christopher Moore
crackers cheese wanted
This place is like crazy on crackers. by Darynda Jones

This place is like crazy on crackers.

Darynda Jones
crackers crazy

If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes.

Dave Van Ronk
crackers boxes labels

the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can never be warmed on the stove nor shuffled with the other plates in the dishpan; it will not be brought out for company but it will do to hold crackers late at night or to go into the ice-box with the left overs.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
crackers ice night
Africa is God's country, and He can have it. by Groucho Marx

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Groucho Marx
animal-crackers crackers country

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Harry Caray
crackers boxes thinking
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but un... by Josh Hartnett

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

Josh Hartnett
crackers episodes made
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before... by Khalid Abdul Muhammad

There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.

Khalid Abdul Muhammad
crackers ifs

I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship].

Kristin Hannah
crackers boxes crumbling

So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.

Laurell K. Hamilton
crackers weapons body
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside.... by Lily Tomlin

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Lily Tomlin
crackers boxes animal

Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a nonviolent segregationist, then I'll get nonviolent. But don't teach me to be nonviolent until you teach some of those crackers to be nonviolent.

Malcolm X
crackers teach racist
Crackers are short on sparkle. by Margaret Mitchell

Crackers are short on sparkle.

Margaret Mitchell
crackers sparkle

Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.

Mark R. Woodward
peanuts crackers boxes
There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Ja... by Meat Loaf

There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box.

Meat Loaf
crackers hiding expression
Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles! by P. C. Cast

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!

P. C. Cast
crackers achilles christ
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal cr... by Sharyn McCrumb

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

Sharyn McCrumb
crackers rabbits animal
Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers by Victoria Wood

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

Victoria Wood
crackers married gay
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