If life's not funny, then it's just true - and that would be unacceptable.

Billie Lourd

Categorized in : Just True Funny Life

I love an iconic hairstyle.

hairstyle i-love iconic love

It's good to be authentic, to help other people, but if it's not helping other people, then don't do it.

then help good people

I am not a big horror freak. I'm a bit of a scaredy-cat in general. I can't handle scary movies unless I am at home with the lights on and the doors locked or it is in the morning.

i-am lights home morning

My whole life, they said, 'Do not act. You need to get a college degree'.

need you college life

I am a Southern girl at heart, so I have a pulled pork sandwich and Key lime pie every day. It's a problem.

i-am day girl heart

I went to performing arts camp, secretly taking classes - I got the lead in the musical, and my dad was like, 'Wait, I thought you were going here for music and knitting'.

wait you dad music

I went to NYU, and my parents had a rule that I needed to major in something other than acting if I wanted to pursue acting after college.

parents something acting college

She raised me to not think of men and women as different. She raised me without gender. It's kind of the reason she named me Billie. It's not about being a strong woman - it's about being a strong person.

woman me women men

The great thing about women directors is that they're not only involved in the performances - they can gauge where we all are personally and know how to direct us better because of that.

better great know women

When you walk onto any set, it's usually primarily men. Which can be weird, especially when you're doing something emotionally challenging.

weird walk you men

My mom made me watch 'Star Wars' for the first time when I was about 7 years old. When I was younger, I hated action movies and pretty much anything loud. So when she put it on, I covered my ears and ran out of the room.

me mom action time

When I first started acting, everyone in my family did not want me to act.

everyone me family want

I'm living the dream right now.

right now living dream

I want my mom on 'Scream Queens'. She could play someone who is convinced she's Princess Leila. That could be her disease, and then as a plot twist, we could find out that she actually is Princess Leila.

someone princess mom want

I love being my mother's daughter, and it's something I always will be, but now I get to be just Billie.

will daughter mother love

I don't know if I would play a woman in space in a bikini.

woman know space play

I'm such a caretaker.

It's tough, when you play an iconic character, to break away from it. You have to make sure you have a lot of variety and make sure you choose roles that aren't similar to others, or else you get pigeonholed as one thing.

choose you tough character

I always wanted siblings.

always wanted

I was at Wesleyan first. I was there for a semester because I wanted that traditional college vibe. But when I got there, people would do normal college things, and I was like, 'I can't be here. This is a nightmare.'

things like college people