If the roads are in trouble, if bridges are in trouble, and if schools are in trouble, it's because somebody in Washington wanted to pay for something else. Rush Limbaugh More Quotes by Rush Limbaugh More Quotes From Rush Limbaugh You want at least 5% of the population being serious. That five, 6% of the population carries the rest of the people. You've heard that old axiom: 5% of the people pull the wagon; 95% are in it. Rush Limbaugh populationwantpeople Even when I think I'm wrong I'm right. I am all-knowing. Rush Limbaugh knowingthinking I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster. Rush Limbaugh coastersroller-coaster Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth. Rush Limbaugh educationpeopleknowledge It's the same thing he said a few months ago when he refrained from bringing up Bill's [Clinton] affairs and all the women. Even though Hillary [Clinton] was blasting him for being a sexist and so forth, [Donald] Trump refrained from bringing up Bill. Rush Limbaugh affairbillsmonths Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! Rush Limbaugh jugsmilkpaper He discusses his service in Iraq, the wounds he suffered there and he says to me in this ad, until you have the guts to call me a phony soldier to my face, stop telling lies about my service. You know, this is such a blatant use of a valiant combat veteran, lying to him about what I said, and then strapping those lies to his belt, sending him out via the media and a TV ad, to walk into as many people as he can walk into. Rush Limbaugh mediastupidlying Obama wouldn't have been voted president if he weren't black. Somebody asked me over the weekend why does somebody earn a lot of money have a lot of money, because she's black. It was Oprah. No, it can't be. Yes, it is. There's a lot of guilt out there, show we're not racists, we'll make this person wealthy and big and famous and so forth.... If Obama weren't black he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu or he'd be teaching Saul Alinsky constitutional law or lecturing on it in Chicago. Rush Limbaugh weekendteachingstupid That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires. Rush Limbaugh hatefulafrican-americanstupid As far as the media's concerned, Mrs. Obama deserves this. Look at the sordid past. Look at our slave past, look at the discriminatory past. It's only fair that people of color get their taste of the wealth of America too. Rush Limbaugh mediastupidpast What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country ... he knows that ... the Democrat party is attempting to find anybody but him to blame. He knows if he plays his cards right, he's just a victim. ... This guy clearly understands he's getting all the attention and he understands he's got a political party doing everything it can, plus a local sheriff doing everything that they can to make sure he's not convicted of murder -- but something lesser. Rush Limbaugh partystupidcountry Anyway, the [Barack] Obama administration took four years to say they weren't gonna do anything on George W. Bush. There were all kinds of people that wanted to prosecute him over the torture, quote, unquote, at Guantanamo Bay. Rush Limbaugh administrationpeopleyears I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad. Rush Limbaugh parislastsproblem An undeniable truth is that while Obama and Pelosi and George Soros and whoever else tell you and me to get off oil, they won't - they're the elites. They're smarter, they're running the world, and they have to be able to get to where they have to go. Rush Limbaugh oilrunningworld Would you pull the lever for yourself, Ben Affleck? What has Barack Obama meant to your movie career, Ben? Rush Limbaugh liberalismleverscareers I'm looking at CNN and I don't trust any of these people. Rush Limbaugh dont-trustcnnpeople You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. Rush Limbaugh seriouspresidentfunny I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb. Rush Limbaugh dumbspeakthinking So I shamelessly say, no, I want him [Obama] to fail, if his agenda is a far- left collectivism, some people say socialism, as a conservative heartfelt, deeply, why would I want socialism to succeed? Rush Limbaugh heartfeltwantpeople I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated. Rush Limbaugh kneesjerkmade