If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace el... by Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. by Yogi Berra

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

eight cutting thinking

It ain't the heat, it's the humility. by Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

baseball summer funny

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be? by Yogi Berra

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

know-how yankees hot

I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.

dad baseball fun

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the ti... by Yogi Berra

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

swings home running

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna... by Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

change sports funny

Records and achievements are made to be broken. by Yogi Berra

Records and achievements are made to be broken.

records achievement broken

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television... by Yogi Berra

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

movie actors television

50% of all married people are women by Yogi Berra

50% of all married people are women

stupidity god people

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

ems player giving

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might... by Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking. by Yogi Berra

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I didn't say the things I said. by Yogi Berra

I didn't say the things I said.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop... by Yogi Berra

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

ifs missing work

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental. by Yogi Berra

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

half baseball games

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy i... by Yogi Berra

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was... by Yogi Berra

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

return baseball funny

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

crowded restaurants funny

Doing the little things can make a big difference. by Yogi Berra

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

tipping effort differences

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. by Yogi Berra

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

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