if you fart in a jar and give it to someone with a note saying,"open for a blast ftom the past." that would count as a present item with a past-tence gift in it--of which holds no value, unless you can make it into an alternative energy source... then everybody wins, apart from the one who opened it of course.

liam mahone

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems I am tired of solving them for you.

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them.

how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb..........want to ride bikes

I aspire to inspire before I expire.

If 96 percent of the worlds oceans are still undiscovered, you cant tell me that mermaids don't exist yet......

Knowledge is being aware of what you can do. Wisdom is knowing when not to do it.

Roses are red, and here is something new, violets are violet not really blue.

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.