If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing. Charles Barkley More Quotes by Charles Barkley More Quotes From Charles Barkley As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities. Charles Barkley gaycitiesbelieve I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.' Charles Barkley mombasketballmother There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious. Charles Barkley realteacherjobs I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball. Charles Barkley nbabasketballpeople Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor. Charles Barkley politicalpeopleyears If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful. Charles Barkley failingsuccessfulinspirational Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people. Charles Barkley successfulwhitepeople I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids. Charles Barkley basketballsportschildren These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it. Charles Barkley shoesbasketballsports I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models. Charles Barkley basketballathletebelieve Social media is where losers go to feel important. Charles Barkley losermediaimportant I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. Charles Barkley heavyreadingdrinking I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people. Charles Barkley realrunningwar Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny. Charles Barkley basketballeducationsports The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not. Charles Barkley shotsdifferencesbasketball What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat. Charles Barkley basketballfunnymean I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people. Charles Barkley basketballpeoplethinking If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. Charles Barkley jordanguylooks Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself. Charles Barkley daughterbasketballrunning Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex. Charles Barkley cookingmensex
