If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day. Kelly Ripa More Quotes by Kelly Ripa More Quotes From Kelly Ripa Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now. Kelly Ripa i-can I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong. Kelly Ripa strongwiseheart I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise. Kelly Ripa mindexerciselittles I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week. Kelly Ripa weekwork-outthree I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time. Kelly Ripa work-outkidsschool I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back. Kelly Ripa tanningquittinggrows Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice. Kelly Ripa best-loveguyfighting I get paid to make out with the hunks! Kelly Ripa hunkmake-outpaid I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months. Kelly Ripa fourthreehouse I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your children and give them freedom. I say, OK, but this is New York City! Kelly Ripa new-yorkbookchildren When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work. Kelly Ripa rememberkids It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now. Kelly Ripa makeupeyeartist In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?' Kelly Ripa feellikelifepeople There's no such thing as an uber-mom. Kelly Ripa thing I'm usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school. Kelly Ripa doneworktimeschool Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular. Kelly Ripa prettygethorseairplane When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would. Kelly Ripa feelyoufunnypeople I'm like any working mom. Kelly Ripa workinganylikemom
