It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality! Mae West immortalityjewelsmen A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. Mae West phonesgirlbook Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler. Mae West poorguythinking Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money. Mae West runninglovemen I like a man what takes his time. Mae West mensex In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. Mae West misunderstoodcareerslong Never ask a man where he has been. Mae West has-beensasksmen It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. Mae West clothesbeerfood I’ve been things and I've seen places. Mae West I've been things and seen places. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. Mae West nothingness It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts. Mae West deedscan-doway Well, the end of another busy day. I can't wait till I get back to bed. If that don't work I'll try to sleep. Mae West waitingsleeptrying Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella. Mae West umbrellamen I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night. Mae West girlfoxesnight Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Mae West calendarsdiariestime Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you Mae West bathsinspirationwriting Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. Mae West wallsexworld men are not realists - only women are. Mae West realistmen