It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

John Mulaney

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I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it.

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It’s wonderful to be in a place that’s always emphasized sobriety and mental health.

I went to rehab again, this time for two months. I got out in February. I lived in sober living for another month and a half.

I got into this relationship that's been really beautiful with someone incredible who has dealt with the non-coked-up Bambi version of me and that's been very incredible. She's kind of held my hand through that hell and we are having a baby together.

I’m feeling really good and just the outpouring of love and support has been really amazing. There has been a really big mom tribe that comes up.

She hinted about it constantly. Every room John Mulaney ’d walk into, she ’d be like, ‘ So this could be an office … or maybe a nursery. ’ no, no, I know.

I was the best-looking person at my intervention.

Late Night With Seth Meyers.

You knew me before I was on a lot of drugs, you knew me while I was on drugs, you did not know me immediately after stopping drugs so it's been a challenging time.

I wasn’t a good athlete, so maybe it was some young male thing of‘This is the physical feat I can do. Three Vicodin and a tequila and I’m still standing,’ who’s the athlete now?