It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger? Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington A dog has got human eyes. Karl Pilkington eyehumansdog People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? Karl Pilkington regretkidspeople We all just want to sit on our ass. Karl Pilkington asswant We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about Karl Pilkington stuffneeds We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species... Karl Pilkington bearsworrypeople Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot. Karl Pilkington pigeonswalkswings There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. Karl Pilkington idiotworld The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top. Karl Pilkington fourpyramidssides A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. Karl Pilkington slugsinsectslonely I'm just sayin', I don't like fun. Karl Pilkington just-sayinfun I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington changedpartyexciting I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. Karl Pilkington can-dothinking People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this. Karl Pilkington writingbelievepeople You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge. Karl Pilkington rubbishifs The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. Karl Pilkington holidaycausesgoes-on I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. Karl Pilkington oceangoes-onwatches I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. Karl Pilkington mosquitoesgorillasweather I could eat a knob at night. Karl Pilkington knobsnight I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting. Karl Pilkington cakedarkthinking It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. Karl Pilkington matesannoyedwant
