It's guff. It doesn't advance the action. It makes for nice fat books such as the American market thrives on, but it doesn't actually get you anywhere. Douglas Adams More Quotes by Douglas Adams More Quotes From Douglas Adams It is folly to say you know what is happening to other people. Only they know, if they exist. They have their own Universes of their own eyes and ears. Douglas Adams eyeearspeople Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Douglas Adams strugglewinningmen Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. Douglas Adams hobbiestakenworld A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment. Douglas Adams sorrowdisappointmentexpectations In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. Douglas Adams whaleslonelylong I come in peace...Take me to your lizard. Douglas Adams lizardstake-me If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. Douglas Adams egoimportantwant When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidently change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your hood in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his. Douglas Adams carfeelingspast "What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there." Douglas Adams hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxymarvinsaid I think that growing up in a crowded continent like Europe with an awful lot of competing claims, ideas, cultures, and systems of thought we have, perforce, developed a more sophisticated notion of what the word freedom means than I see much evidence of in America. To be frank, it sometimes seems that the American idea of freedom has more to do with my freedom to do what I want than your freedom to do what you want. I think that in Europe we're probably better at understanding how to balance those competing claims, though not a lot. Douglas Adams growing-upmeanthinking A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones. Douglas Adams nerdusepeople If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. Douglas Adams infinityrealrunning I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe Douglas Adams universe They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Douglas Adams grandmotherthreeorder Plenty of people did not care for him much, but then there is a huge difference between disliking somebody - maybe even disliking them a lot - and actually shooting them, strangling them, dragging them through the fields and setting their house on fire. Douglas Adams differencesfirepeople I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. Douglas Adams argumentbeliefbelieve And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Douglas Adams heynamesneeds If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. Douglas Adams lipsexercisebrain Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves. Douglas Adams bookshelvespeopleway And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Douglas Adams watchesmeanpeople