It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about. Janeane Garofalo More Quotes by Janeane Garofalo More Quotes From Janeane Garofalo Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer. Janeane Garofalo bulldozersused-to-beused You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. Janeane Garofalo dedicationmachinesapathy The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so. Janeane Garofalo disciplinerunningthinking I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again. Janeane Garofalo im-sorrybeing-mesorry The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction. Janeane Garofalo writtensaidfiction Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas. Janeane Garofalo mediafriendlyideas The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been welcome to see more of these "anti-government" types around after the stolen election? It would have been good to see it. I wouldn't have liked to see them with their immigrant-bashing and their stupid signs. Janeane Garofalo bullshitraciststupid There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over. I become like a bartender at 2 AM. OK, people, let's move it out! Yeah, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here. Janeane Garofalo homesexmoving Rejection kills, disappointment only maims. Janeane Garofalo rejectiondisappointment I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle. Janeane Garofalo notebookgivingtwo First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind, not a geographical location. So I don't mean to imply that it's just Southerners. And if you don't recognize the racist underpinnings and the emotional reactive response you're getting from these teabaggers because we have a black president, then you are either being dishonest, or you've never seen the teabaggers. Janeane Garofalo redneckemotionalmean You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it. Janeane Garofalo creatingcallingpeople I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all. Janeane Garofalo realmstakenway Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political. Janeane Garofalo politicalgovernmentsometimes I would never join the Tea Partiers, because I don't have a problem with the color of Obama's skin. I don't have a problem with immigrants. You know what I mean? I do have genuine problems with policy and government corruption. Sure I do. And I speak very candidly about that, regardless of who's in office. But since the Tea Partiers are ridiculous, why would I urge anyone to participate with them? Janeane Garofalo officeteamean The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that. Janeane Garofalo nazivoterepublican To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. Janeane Garofalo combatkindsocial I don't think that the administration is being particularly honest with the American people about what this is going to cost in life and in dollars, what the dangers are, retaliatory strikes, once it happens. This is not a war that needs to happen immediately, if ever. Janeane Garofalo warpeoplethinking The first Tea Party protest was scheduled for Inauguration Day. So what were they upset about? Which part of the job he was doing before he even did it were they upset about? Secondly, if they claim to be upset with government corruption, government takeover, crazy spending, where were they from 2000 to 2008? Right? And why weren't they protesting the stolen elections? Janeane Garofalo upsetpartycrazy I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. Janeane Garofalo being-lonelynextloneliness
