It's very hard to get inside Donald Trump's brain, and I don't want to try. Seth Meyers More Quotes by Seth Meyers More Quotes From Seth Meyers I enjoy talking about politics a great deal. Seth Meyers greatenjoypoliticstalking It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. Seth Meyers weirdsitmecrazy People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. Seth Meyers thinkyoutimepeople It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for. Seth Meyers skillbestthinknice My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. Seth Meyers dadfamilyguyfather When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. Seth Meyers giftthinkyouhappy My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class. Seth Meyers beautiful-womanagemotherbeautiful 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you. Seth Meyers youryoucelebratetime I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers bagneverthingsthree The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch. Seth Meyers thingsfirst-timetimetelevision People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces. Seth Meyers dayyouworkpeople Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. Seth Meyers foxdonald-trumpheadbecause I always thought I'd be a father. Seth Meyers thoughtalwaysfather I don't get the conga line started. I'm not a great choice if the goal of the evening is just a celebration. But if we're going to talk about what's been going on lately, then I can bring something to the table. Seth Meyers choicegreateveningi-can I'm not a tortured soul. Seth Meyers torturedsoul I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living. Seth Meyers parentsthoughtcomedyway People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly. Seth Meyers sayknowmepeople I would love to interview Sean Spicer. Seth Meyers wouldinterviewseanlove
