It takes two to get one in trouble. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West Brains are an asset, if you hide them. Mae West intelligenceintellectualbrain Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. Mae West womensmartlove More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the fashion of two continents. The style of the Gay Nineties became the rage ... women were trying to walk and talk like me. Women became more sex-conscious - sex was out in the open and fun. Mae West fashionfunsex You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest. Mae West savinginterestwant I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. Mae West sarcasticrealwitty I know so much about men because I went to night school. Mae West mennightschool Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Mae West sarcasticwittyfunny The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. Mae West napkinslapguy Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often. Mae West emsdiamondjewels Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week. Mae West fiveweeklove When in doubt take a bath Mae West bathsdoubtinspiring The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ... Life elsewhere was real and slippery and struggled in the arms like a big fish dying in air. Mae West cuttingrealair Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. Mae West break-evenwomengirl Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. Mae West sometimesmenfirsts Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone. Mae West moneypowerfulcomfort Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun. Mae West next-dayfunremember I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. Mae West sarcasticmenfunny A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Mae West lovelifefunny He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West weddingmarriagemen
