Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay. John Fugelsang More Quotes by John Fugelsang More Quotes From John Fugelsang Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew? John Fugelsang gayprayerlong I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. John Fugelsang christianfunnyjesus Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.' John Fugelsang gunmilitarywar If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't! John Fugelsang dollarschristiancountry The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. John Fugelsang terroristthreatamerica Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus. John Fugelsang warjesusthinking Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. John Fugelsang second-amendmentchurchjesus You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play. John Fugelsang recoveryzeroplay Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes. John Fugelsang gaypoliticalrights People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs. John Fugelsang confusedpeoplethinking Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice. John Fugelsang lifestyle-choicesgayhate My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband. John Fugelsang mommotherjesus But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a country where the two-party system outsourced your jobs. They represent facts over opinion and they represent our cultures coming together just a little more, whether you bigots like it or not. John Fugelsang partyjobscountry Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban. John Fugelsang assault-weaponsgunpresident If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult. John Fugelsang adultskidsinteresting Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked. John Fugelsang blameiraqviolence America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom. John Fugelsang abortionpregnancyamerica I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync. John Fugelsang syncmembersboys Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit. John Fugelsang conservativepartyway I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion. John Fugelsang presidentnamessports
