jokes 1. This fat man is your friend, he ate from stress, after the fourth lepasuction you will begin to recognize his face. 2. Have sex on a copier? Photocopy the slideshow of memories. Poems 1. Apocalypse of passion, shock excitement, a source of endless love, I love you as if I loved you always and forever and endlessly. Quotes 1. How to roll up to a girl in an original way, my method is a spider: like pantomime, it’s like you put a web into her and pull her towards you. 2. Man is a molecular sculptor and architect. The world of people is a dense layer of molecular lies, a dense layer of energy from the desires of the subconscious. 3. Golddigger and a kept woman are a scam. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich