jokes I hope there is no electric chair in prison, that my hair will be ruined. I don't want to look like a rock musician in the morgue. Penis and wit work like yin and yang, which is why humanity continues to multiply. I can’t go back to this family, they don’t have body hair, and they smile all the time, as if they went to the dolphinarium. Maybe you can explain this to your wife, straight to the crematorium, or her mom in the terrarium. Hit the barrel safety, she's married. The inscription on the fart pillow: the big bang theory. And how you managed to marry her, her girlfriend at the wedding, advised me to unbutton a couple of bra buttons, a pull-up bra, you can not explain further. This is not a mattress, this is my husband. In depression, you seize stress, then grease the corners to crawl through the door, you create claustrophobia in people. Technological ideas Miracle pants, vibration impulses help to feel an infinite number of partners in their bodies and genitals, and a helmet to see them, for example, for a guy with girls, he has a billion girls online, he is now having sex simultaneously with a billion girls and women around the world. He feels them all. The same option for girls. The global sex internet network can connect all of humanity. This ray gun acts like a via gra, that is, an erection will be under any conditions, it can last for a week, a month, a year, there are modes. Sex is like a race, the one who was used will come to the finish line second. Why is the gesture of the middle finger depicted on the coffin, because he was lonely. Girls are fascinated by the face of a guy, yours acts like ammonia from fainting, like garlic for a vampire, like I don’t eat that, but I already understood. Wages in Kazakhstan are like grocery shopping, a chocolate bar costs more than some juices, something that should cost less costs more (prestigious, but humiliating). Have you seen her claws? Are you afraid of dying from a slap or a tickle. Driving lessons for women. The penis is like a gearbox to achieve goals. See, she has a driver's license, full rights to his finances. He breathes so hard when he talks, I'm afraid he'll blow me out. Creation? This is when you make a sandwich, remix flavors, feel like a DJ. Yes? And you need a selfie stick to take a picture of your face. Don't worry, you'll find your girlfriend. You heard your baby said that I was a poop, well, she's small, yes, and your second daughter said that my face is a scribble-balyaka, well, you shouldn't have gone to boxing. Oh, the administration is you, I always confuse you with a toilet Why is my head hurting again? The memory disk is full of stupidity. Alco temptation tester With age, you shrink with a flag on your head so as not to be crushed What is it like to have insanity? Like a lettuce vinaigrette made of drugs, everything is slow-mo, you're in the middle of teddy bears Well, how do you like sex with her, he says after me everything hurt, I could not unzip Kamasutra with your wallet How can I stop loving her? Chemical castration Why do you have a drug lord written over your vagina to get hooked, have a sex addiction and bring a salary from work The inscription on the fart pillow the big bang theory big badda boom Chattering jaws on the floor from the joke shop, your wife's girlfriends are chatting, envious piranhas want to snatch a piece Why do you have a piggy bank written over your vagina? you know You gave your ex-girlfriend ten thousand dollars? Here she will be surprised when she sees in the exchanger that they are souvenirs from a joke shop. There was nothing to throw me How to find a girlfriend? And what do the aikyu scales show. Like the scales of love You wear dark glasses all the time, you hide your emotions, glasses. You lost your pride in cards Why fat people like to be photographed next to a large poison, for them it's food porn You bit the poor girl, I'm sorry, just the food was on her naked body, I was hungry Are you overdoing, overdoing? He wanted to say distort. Young people learn the language of politeness. Well, your son is overdoing it again. Well, you see they have a happy marriage, she also has a diploma in a trainer psychologist. But he jumps into bed with the overtone of ale op. Pre-wedding depression. Come on, you will rewind most of your life, from the comfort zone to the strict regime zone. Your left hemisphere is very smooth like a trampoline. Economic recovery, but like an erection, an economic riser. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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About ego and selfishness The infinite heights of the ego, far from reality, in the narcotic illusions of the ego, we see how microcosmic life is from the height of a skyscraper, people do not see the problems of ordinary people. The divine eye of the ego. Dreams and temptations make it difficult to see reality. The bottom of reality on the first floor, where it takes years to reach all dreams, like stars, and the stars are burning below and in the sky, they forgot everything where up and down, lies are a metamorphosis that has endless guise of benefits, we create gigantic problems to see life from above, the micro chip circuits (that is, the cities in which we live) are siphoning off benefits, one ego uses billions of egos of minds. The flow of profit, like the movement of qi, is manipulated and moves in a certain direction, as the movement of electricity of labor is directed by money. People do not have will and personal perception. The impulse (man) moves along a certain trajectory of fate. Obsession with oneself, a limited world of egoism, everyone has their own micro window into the world in a hundred square meters, and life is in search of fictitious meanings of life, wandering into oblivion, micro space in the minds of people, being far away, moving away into hypocrisy, free swimming in a world of distorted reality , deformations and transformations of values that become abstractions that they themselves do not understand, they try to feel what they themselves do not understand, deforming their mind to infinity, seeing improvisations of lies and self-deception in it, creative mood design every day the world changes and seems different in the infinity of confusion, immersion in misunderstanding of each other, selfishness makes us all lonely and turns away from society, we go into the depths of nonsense. Loneliness is something that is part of us, like a child we hug ourselves or our child who is the personification of us, the development of personality in our children, we only wander in the same places in reality and in dreams. A vicious circle of selfishness, which is increasingly recorded in our subconscious. The world is limited in a certain circle of the aviary of life, as if we are in the zoo of the gods. They observe behavior and the development of evolution in behavior. Rooms are like a corner where we live and go crazy. A cell in our body, we try to forget ourselves in the unknown. We are moving more and more in an unconscious state. We react less and less through ourselves, as a lie teaches us to be insensitive. Closer to death, we become dead in our head, and the heart sounds mechanically quieter and quieter, and the sound of eternity is louder and louder. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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About Kazakh woman You are the hottest deity You are like an endless orgasm mixed with love. Beauty pierces the soul and memory. You're like wild sex. You are the hottest deity, the juiciest sexuality, the highest grade of sexuality. Aggressive brutal passion of hot love. The heat of passion on the body from your beauty, my temperature has risen. My libido burns with wild unbridled passion. The erotic energy of your body inflames my ardor, and I feel an uncontrollable attraction. Wow, how sexy. From you, the potency increases a thousand times, looking at you guys cease to be gay. From you a geyser of libido, and a waterfall of spermotoxicosis. A passion grenade exploded in your pants. You are an obsession and an obsession, even hypnosis will not help get you out of my thoughts. I am ready to pray all my life that you will become my wife. My loins scream about love and passion, libido as languishing in pain that you are not with me. The thought of you overflows with sperm, and the heart with love obsession. All this is your record sexuality and ability to conquer the heart at the speed of light. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Advertising seems to take us back to the Stone Age where the basis of life is mining.

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All the castles of pride fell under the yoke of profit.

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All the worst and worst in a person is all this mistrust in the fog of fear, which gives rise to hallucinations of skepticism.

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Alone, we experience the depths of reality.

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An advertisement is a lawyer who, with his hypnosis, at the expense of the herd instinct, will prove the genius or stupidity of a person or a product. Advertising can turn a criminal into a victim. Advertising does not care which side it is on, it matters who pays more.

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An aphorism is a neuro-argument. Science psychology culture and philosophy must have neuro-evidence. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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An art critic and a psychologist are very similar to each other, they both look for insanity in abstraction, a grain of logic.

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An endless stream of the most powerful energy of love emanates from your beauty. I am attracted to you intuitively. You are beautiful in body and soul, all statistical and strategic data prove this. You are beautiful, this is a proven fact. A geyser of sentimentality pierces me from the inside when I see you. You are always trending in my heart. Your legendary beauty has merged with my consciousness and subconsciousness.

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Analytical thinking is the third eye

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Anger just tears to pieces the human psyche and there is a continuous smile of rage and an endless laugh of despair. A person convulses and cannot stop laughing and then dies spiritually and a new personality is born with an eternal smile of awareness.

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Aphorism Pride and vanity - the masturbation of the ego, the equalizer of emotions and feelings, the shell of higher wisdom leads to a higher dimension. spiritual love prolongs life, love of nature and life, selfishness creates friction between lovers. Poetry ultra hot, how juicy your image sounds, porn magic, you are my porn mania, like a shooting machine of orgasm from delight, your kiss is able to cum from love, the highest buzz, a deep trance of love, my heart is a museum of your photos, videos, the highest notes of moans orgasm with delight, as in an opera singing about your beauty, libido and potency create notes and melodies of love, testosterone an endless poem of love, the heart vibrates from your beauty, the queen of my inner world, the divine radiance of sexual skin, all shades of lust and passion, deep excitement love, the highest degree of dependence on your beauty, the exquisite dream of a perfectionist, like a gourmet I taste every kiss, like an art critic for your beauty, you are my sexy juicy paradise, the excitation is so sharp and prolonged as if they were being shocked. You're like a sexy rap, you're so beautiful I got hit (epiphany), I'm high on your beauty, your beauty teases all erogenous zones, you are made up of billions of lustful desires of temptations and lust of men, you are the goal of all eternity, I will go crazy with a gigantic amount of arousal . Lust and excitement into a higher cosmos, higher falsetto notes from excitement. hot kitty, jokes a screaming child is like a Coke that has been dropped on the floor and it spins around itself, foaming, and splashing everything around. How a child abruptly stops crying when he gets what he wants, professional. The girl pays five thousand tenge to the ATM, he has been doing this without stopping for three minutes, God, how painful it is to watch. What a sad face she has. Self-discipline, add ketchup. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms An equalizer of emotions and feelings, a shell of higher wisdom leads to a higher dimension. Poetry Rivers of pleasure flow through the nerve endings, poetry of the pleasures of the nervous system, hot sensual tender poetry of idyllic eroticism, tactile seduction, juicy temptation of passion, explosions of passion, dominant beauty subjugating the will, bottomless passion in love, epic romance in the heart, the highest jewel, the pricelessness of eternity, degrees passions build up like a hot summer of lust, sex with you is like a wave of passion covering your head, deep love, incredible sensations from your beauty, you are endless sex of love, continuous and eternal sex of sincere passion of soul and body and mind and heart, break away from you all harder and harder, powerful sex vibration through the body, your beauty is an aggressive stimulation of love and lust, endless streams of passion, jokes Supermarket security guard, I'm like a spider or something to follow all the cash registers at the same time. Stop explaining what a great ass you have, sorry it's my client, I'm a psychologist. Married sticks, you have vacancies in the harem, I won’t squint at other people’s peaches. Special Forces tarant, as if trying to break through the uterus. And the cucumber has grown, and is ready to eat (blowjob). Stop drinking alcohol, eat my hot sausage (blowjob) Security guard girl, you haven't seen my gun, but it sticks out in a cosmetic bag. Wash you trans, why, I see your gun sticking out. A girl raped me in an alley, my first sex, there will be something to tell our grandchildren, we exchanged whatsapps. A social network is when your fake rolls up to you, with your photo, and offers sex. Do you want to make burgers? Do you have work experience? No, I don't have a degree in burger making yet, I'm in my last year there. He graduated from his doctorate, hey spongebob science pants, two bik poppy one bigteysti, and three cola, shnel, shnel, shnel. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Awareness is very painful to reincarnate during life, being alive, you resurrected with a smile, endless improvisations of chaos as an unstable psyche, synthetic thinking, deep shock of insight, awareness lift, the birth of the true self, like heavy basses of understanding, like cracks in the psyche, hatching from the shell cocoon of renunciation, from the whole world, entering a new level of thinking, you renounce the former and madness sets in, lost in the void, this is a shock humor of awareness, a culture shock to enter the next level of thinking. Poetry Looped love, an endless cycle of love, even going into the past you become more valuable with every second, inspiring beauty, aesthetic bliss of nerves, sensual orgasmic erotic massage of nerves with delight, your kingdom powerfully dominates in my heart, every particle of the body, soul, energy, reacts to your infinite beauty. jokes Participated in competitions and immigrated, so you are our skate refugee. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Bones are the seeds of the eternity of reincarnation, Wi-Fi of kindness, science has no third eye, temptations are scenarios of sketches of fate, philosophical jokes of karma, the latest jokes of fate will drive you crazy, into the grave of indifference. Barrenness of thoughts, science has no third eye, science is blind, the law wants to be blind, we are just fragments of a dimension, in a cycle of nostalgia. The betrayal of people is the cleansing of life from lies. jokes The psychologist turned out to be playing races while I talked for an hour, he answered, well, don’t do it anymore, thanks doctor, I’m healed, it turns out you don’t need to do this anymore, you are a genius doctor. Whine and act, progressive approach. The guard suspected something, hoping that there would be a sex examination. How to finish education? Be a cute threesome with the teachers. Darling, you will not open my man's heart, I will open this lock, I have a new manicure. I have a whole race of people like me between my legs. Poetry One look from you orders my penis to stand up, mechanical orgasm of delight, your beauty is an aggressive sex attack, ns stimulates sex appetite, deep sex love, bottomless passion, limitless love, our souls are handcuffed in passionate love addiction, the key is destroyed, nothing can force me stop loving you, neither old age nor death, your beauty: resistance is useless. Knockout with delight. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Cemetery of past selves, selfishness makes life meaningless. jokes take a step towards the future, step forward, step back, step forward, step back, well, you see the balabol dance. His wife often cheats and wears a police bracelet, her husband is a cop. Why did you buy me this water mattress, I'm seasick, I dream that I'm in the middle of a storm. You pronounce like a donkey: PR, PR. There is an Amazon in front of you, draw your sword, okay, I don’t think that’s what she meant. Poetry Your beauty is a knockout orgasm, the deep delight of falling in love, your skin is like a hot juice of temptation, the brilliance of sweetness that draws you to endless caresses, my thoughts to you are a love religion, highly detailed temptation, one of your looks deprives you of virginity, you talk about your beauty while smacking your lips quickly yum-yum -yum-yum-yum-yum-yum, I want you to infinity, the hot heat of temptation, the poetic moan of delight, you will always be in my thoughts, it is very important for me to remember every second, you are a sweet aesthetics, an erotic confectionery masterpiece of temptation, all the colors emotions through the nerves like music of love, erotic notes of temptations, all impulses play a composition of great love about your beauty. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Collagen for thinking. Solarium of glory and likes. Bottox ego. There is nothing more brilliant than sincerity. Silicone inferiority complexes. What is worth more than a billion dollars? Pleasant memories that you are afraid to forget, they are more valuable than all the money in the world. Profit is a thief that can steal the meaning of life. We have only one endless day, the moon and the sun are lies, time is the suggestion of aging. We are just a videotape of time. Genius is curiosity. Abundance is a philosophical examination of humanity, the fate of all people, to know in abundance unity, a single consciousness of happiness, joy, love, friendship, etc. Genius is a rhythm, but you will not feel it, because it is not you. Light years to the truth. Hate cannot defeat courage, hate cannot defeat faith. Blurs into the void. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Aphorisms Design adjustment of values in memory in a hierarchical order of values. This order changes egoism, but not you. All the secrets of life will reveal loneliness in self-knowledge. Some people are stuck in their quantum projection (the human body). Porn with matter itself corrupts in materialism. Poetry You are like a hot water source of passion, there are solid giant tsunamis of sperm between your legs, there could be a great worldwide sperm sweat from your beauty in the world. You're all tidbits, spicy aesthetics of beauty, you're my only erotic hobby, waterfalls of compliments, eternal call of lust, the unity of our universes makes us complete, you turn me on so much that I have a groin injury, you give me endless testosterone gas station with endless oil, a geyser of tenderness, you are the last thing I want to see in this life when I die of love for you, you are the eternal thought of love, all the molecules of my body and soul are drawn to you, it is so beautiful knockout, eloquent eroticism in your luxurious figure, the paradise of my lust, how I love your nya-nyams (charms), your juiciness, I want to immerse myself in your juiciness, mythical beauty as a beautiful legend of love for you, your beauty is the result of the lust of the Gods. You represent sweetness. The skin of the threads of sex, the color of a juicy fruit of paradise, a juicy garden, a waterfall of lust. Like a lunatic I go to you. jokes Mud bath news. The crisis is growing, the wrinkles of patience are getting bigger. A banter competition between days, weekdays compete whose jokes will be funnier, whose trolling will be funnier. Rating and rates when a person cries. The past is a hangover, you see a person from the past trying to sober up to remember. The present is an autopilot binge. You are ready for the future. Love skinny girls, necrophile, I can see her bowels pulsing. In old age, wrinkles grow as if they want to hide the face from the incessant trash of life. Wife! Where is my feed! Tall girls are a class, roll around your neck. You are below her vagina and ask like a child to handle. Muscular girls are a class, choking with biceps and saying: who is the slave of my clitoris, who? Her boyfriend replies: me. You are rich? The clitoris sticks out. How are you? While alive. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Experience is quantogenesis (quantum acceleration of genetics in order to see the accelerated evolution of a species of life or a person). A way to look into the future. Poems Poetic passion, radiance of light from touching your great body, great beauty, legendary aesthetics, balance and harmony in your body, happiness filling the meaning of life, feelings of love are immortal, echoes of eternity are cries of love from the subconscious, irresistible obsession with you, I feel your beauty whole body, insight from love all the seconds of eternity, awareness from love knows no bounds, you are the best thing in this life, I wish, I want to be with you all eternity, freeze in the arms of paradise, bohemian aesthetics, bark with delight, I need handcuffs so that I don’t caress you, your body orders me to give tons of caresses, seductive sadists, higher dimension, higher feelings of love, deep addiction and love, your body is a portal to paradise, endlessly sexy. jokes Vampires are mosquitoes. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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