jokes Prostitutes are like ordering pizza at home Aphorisms You are beaten half to death with jokes of fate. jokes Tell the tall man don't hit the electric wires An angry wife is waiting for a drunken husband, the clouds are gathering Reason to break up with a lunatic girl: Putting a knife to her throat, she said to me: Last time I ask where Superman is Poems: A beautiful albino girl. (Yes, I like albino girls) Sublime feelings of the poetry of love, every second is like an eternity of pleasure, the queen of erotic dreams, the mistress of my heart, bottomless love, erotic magnetism, and life is not enough to enjoy your company, like the lyrics of a flute, like an echo of the eternity of love, your kisses will resurrect my soul, your face I will search in dreams, in all lives, in all worlds, only those times are beautiful in which you were, the erection of love, the extraordinary greatness of beauty, the attraction of sincerity of passion, juicy beauty, your image is a gentle temptation, like silk, a magnetic field of passion, life priceless in your arms in your touching caress, regal beauty, one second is sweeter than another, I can’t tear myself away from you, the luxury of aesthetics, in the juicy sensations of love, burning love, you are touching the sound of the violin to tears, the sound of sincerity and lyrics, the most subtle feelings in sound, the sound of life itself, my heart idolizes you. Aphorisms Emotional gourmands, people lost in denial, oases of self-deception landscapes of illusion, wormholes of the cosmos of insight are selfless nobility, sleeping pills of illusion, a grandiose paradise of vices, the city is a technocracy of ego, a robotic paradise of illusions, where everything is done mechanically even feelings are an imitation of hypocritical theater, robotic undead , loneliness in the emptiness of truth, we are shadows in the fog of illusions, poisonous toys of temptations, abundance confuses us. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich