Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone. Like, 'Oh, they laughed, so they get what I'm saying. Nikki Glaser More Quotes by Nikki Glaser More Quotes From Nikki Glaser I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of. Nikki Glaser scaredfunthinking No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart. Nikki Glaser heartpeoplethinking I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better. Nikki Glaser feel-bettergirlthinking I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others. Nikki Glaser do-unto-othersstrangercompliment No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't like a girl. Ever! That's an attractive thing, so always err on the side of aloofness. Nikki Glaser attractive-thingsguygirl You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it! Nikki Glaser necksmasksleep I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade. Nikki Glaser decadessuitcases When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. Nikki Glaser usesleeplooks Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm a joke writer, but I also have no filter, and I think that that's not a talent per se, but it's just a thing about myself that I have found that people like about what I do. Nikki Glaser goodmyselfstrengthpeople People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. Nikki Glaser justunderstandignorantpeople Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way. Nikki Glaser strangerseyecuteway I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's not a patriot, not because of the loud sounds. The loud sounds he's fine with - he just hates America. Nikki Glaser just-becausenewhatedog I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. Nikki Glaser likesense-of-humorsmilehumor The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends talked me into signing up for a showcase on campus. Nikki Glaser placeyearmefriends If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. Nikki Glaser donald-trumpbringgoingextinction I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it. Nikki Glaser justmecomedywish Being pretty was always a very big thing growing up. Nikki Glaser bigbeingalwaysgrowing-up I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk. Nikki Glaser my-lifenewthinklife I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. Nikki Glaser alwaysabandonmentscaredfear I like putting myself in uncomfortable situations. Nikki Glaser situationsmyselflikeuncomfortable
