Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. Faina Ranevskaya More Quotes by Faina Ranevskaya More Quotes From Faina Ranevskaya Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs? Faina Ranevskaya legs intelligent men If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a Faina Ranevskaya carrie walks lovers If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent. Faina Ranevskaya doctors patient want A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. Faina Ranevskaya husband real men When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. Faina Ranevskaya married too-late happiness God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. Faina Ranevskaya stupid beautiful men A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. Faina Ranevskaya princess vices reality Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. Faina Ranevskaya cake cost age Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. Faina Ranevskaya unforgivable unforgivable-sin sin I had enough brain to live a stupid life. Faina Ranevskaya had-enough stupid brain It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. Faina Ranevskaya wealth poverty people Optimism is lack of information. Faina Ranevskaya optimism information Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything. Faina Ranevskaya starting important thinking Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. Faina Ranevskaya age dream reality Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. Faina Ranevskaya suicide stupid people Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long. Faina Ranevskaya aging way-to-live long You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it. Faina Ranevskaya forget-it cures forget My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it. Faina Ranevskaya fortune facts needs It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him. Faina Ranevskaya shame creatures men I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly. Faina Ranevskaya smart enough life
