Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. Faina Ranevskaya More Quotes by Faina Ranevskaya More Quotes From Faina Ranevskaya Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs? Faina Ranevskaya legsintelligentmen If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a Faina Ranevskaya carriewalkslovers If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent. Faina Ranevskaya doctorspatientwant A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. Faina Ranevskaya husbandrealmen Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. Faina Ranevskaya hockeyicetwo When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. Faina Ranevskaya marriedtoo-latehappiness God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. Faina Ranevskaya stupidbeautifulmen A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. Faina Ranevskaya princessvicesreality Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. Faina Ranevskaya cakecostage Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. Faina Ranevskaya unforgivableunforgivable-sinsin I had enough brain to live a stupid life. Faina Ranevskaya had-enoughstupidbrain It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. Faina Ranevskaya wealthpovertypeople Optimism is lack of information. Faina Ranevskaya optimisminformation Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything. Faina Ranevskaya startingimportantthinking Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. Faina Ranevskaya suicidestupidpeople Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long. Faina Ranevskaya agingway-to-livelong You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it. Faina Ranevskaya forget-itcuresforget My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it. Faina Ranevskaya fortunefactsneeds It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him. Faina Ranevskaya shamecreaturesmen I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly. Faina Ranevskaya smartenoughlife
