Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you. Joan Collins More Quotes by Joan Collins More Quotes From Joan Collins Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. Joan Collins kissingsmokingmen I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies. Joan Collins crushbabymen The cosmetics industry has much to answer for. It's a multi-million- pound confidence trick based on giving women endless hope, courtesy of overpriced little pots. Joan Collins answerslittlesgiving Well, it is quite daunting, but I made my first appearance on the stage when I was nine, because I went to a theatrical school, because I wanted to be an actress since I was eight. Joan Collins eightnineschool It's just something that I like, and I also don't buy into the ageism theory. Joan Collins ageismtheory In fact, the 20th century I think was the most fascinating century and the whole of man civilization because so much happened. Joan Collins mencivilizationthinking Yes, I remember the bombings. Yes, I remember, because - yes, I remember being in air raid shelters. Even though I was evacuated because I was very young, I remember being in air raid shelters and the tremendous feeling of compatibility with everybody. Joan Collins shelterairfeelings I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping. Joan Collins malesshoppingmen I don't seek to be in the tabloids but I suppose sometimes I go out and I'm wearing something and they take a picture and it's in. Joan Collins tabloidssometimes I don't believe in eating junk and I protect my face all the time from the sun, even in the winter with base and makeup. Joan Collins makeupwinterbelieve I can't think of anything I would rather not - rather do than get up and not do anything. I have to do something. Whether it is painting, writing, acting, shopping, going to the gym, being with friends, going out - I just am a very active person. I have a lot of friends and I travel a lot. Joan Collins shoppingwritingthinking And sometimes when I would get in the morning, when we'd go out - we'd see shrapnel and bits of stuff in the streets and bombed buildings, and - but I was evacuated a lot. Every time the blitz got heavy, my parents would take us off to the country. Joan Collins parentmorningcountry And I have a special cream that I use that I made myself that I invented, that I put on at night and during the day. Joan Collins usespecialnight It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that. Joan Collins stage I was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have? Joan Collins lastsyearsthinking After a certain age, you get the face you deserve. Joan Collins certainagefaces All of a sudden I found myself with the reputation of being a swinger and a home-wrecker. Beverly Hills wives were supposed to live in fear in case I cast my green orbs in the direction of their men. Ninety-nine per cent of this was total fabrication. Joan Collins ninety-ninehomemen The endless bonking was exhausting me. Joan Collins exhaustingendless Hair, in fact, is probably the bane of most women's lives. Joan Collins banehairfacts Isn't three quarters of life a guilty pleasure? Joan Collins pleasurethreeguilt
