Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing. Joan Collins More Quotes by Joan Collins More Quotes From Joan Collins Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. Joan Collins winebirthdayfunny The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. Joan Collins getting-highagebeauty The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. Joan Collins womenmemorableadvice It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride? Joan Collins uglyfaultspride You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body. Joan Collins getting-olderbodymind No, that's what I think God does to you. He gives you some great gig in which you make a whole heap of money, and you're just on top of the world and on every magazine cover, but your personal life is miserable. And for most of that time, I have to say, my personal life was pretty miserable. Joan Collins doegivingthinking I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb. Joan Collins lambssexylines I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number. Joan Collins agenumberslooks Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you. Joan Collins predatorlife-is I've made no secret of the fact that I often wear wigs and have in fact launched my own Dynasty range, named after various characters. I find this saves a ton of time - as well as my own hair. Joan Collins secrethaircharacter Life is not life unless you make mistakes Joan Collins making-mistakesmistakeinspirational Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists. Joan Collins cosmeticseyelashesyears I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it. Joan Collins phonesbrainnumbers Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love. Joan Collins apartmentenglandnew-york And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and always, always worn make-up. Joan Collins careskinstaken I am a fan of marriage and a fan of being committed to the right person. Joan Collins committedfanspersons Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods. Joan Collins eating-wellice-creambelieve My grandmother spoiled my father rotten and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful mother, Elsa, he expected her to give up her career as a champion ballroom dancer and become a good wife and mother, which she dutifully did. Joan Collins giving-upmotherbeautiful One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them. Joan Collins actressesactorsknows Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something. Joan Collins achieveeach-daylifetime
