Lobbyists didn't descend from a spaceship. They evolved organically from the way we do business. Christopher Buckley More Quotes by Christopher Buckley More Quotes From Christopher Buckley That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. Christopher Buckley argumentsmokingarguing The best advice on writing I've ever received was from William Zinsser: 'Be grateful for every word you can cut.' Christopher Buckley gratefulcuttingwriting How many times had those awful words - "I know what I'm doing" - been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster? Christopher Buckley preludedisasterawful I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that has turned me on, but I find her quite okay. Christopher Buckley republicandonehouse Who knew, in 2000, that compassionate conservatism meant bigger government, unrestricted government spending, government intrusion in personal matters, government ineptitude, and cronyism in disaster relief? Who knew, in 2000, that the only bill the president would veto, six years later, would be one on funding stem-cell research? A more accurate term for Mr. Bush's political philosophy might be incontinent conservatism. Christopher Buckley cellsgovernmentphilosophy Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet? Christopher Buckley evidenceinternetneeds Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court. Christopher Buckley vacancytemperaturecourt I think that every man is afraid of his wife. Christopher Buckley wifementhinking And each year now Christopher Buckley starspastyears Christopher Hitchens is the greatest living essayist in the English language. Christopher Buckley essayistsenglish-languagelanguage I looked at Mum and realized -- twang! -- that she was telling an untruth. A big untruth. And I remember thinking in that instant how thrilling and grown-up it must be to say something so completely untrue, as opposed to the little amateur fibs I was already practiced at -- horrid little apprentice sinner that I was --like the ones about you'd already said your prayers or washed under the fingernails. Yes, I was impressed. I too must learn to say these gorgeous untruths. Imaginary kings and queens would be my houseguests when I was older. Christopher Buckley queenskingsprayer E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them. Christopher Buckley herpesmail The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain. Christopher Buckley time-zonespresidentbrain One realization does dawn upon the death of the second parent, namely that you've now moved into the green room to the River Styx. You're next. Christopher Buckley parentriversrooms Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the pot. You eat all the carrots, then all the potatoes, then the meat. You won't go away hungry, but it's not quite satisfying. Only a biography, or autobiography, gives you the hot meal. Christopher Buckley readinggivingmen Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan. Christopher Buckley satanoil We live - on a spinning planet in a world of spin. Christopher Buckley planetlivespinningworld My dad's one true quest in life was for the Platonic ideal of peanut butter. And I remember one day he announced, with a look of utter transfiguration on his face, that he had found paradise on Earth in a jar with a yellow cap. And it was called Red Wing. Christopher Buckley facedayyellowlife With real estate, it's location, location, location. In public speaking, it's acoustics, acoustics, acoustics. Christopher Buckley publicreal-estatelocationreal At the senior prom for my Catholic boarding school, I was feeling manly, so I shaved, even though I didn't need to. Being inexperienced, I managed to slice a quarter-inch gash into my lower chin a half hour before I picked up my date. Christopher Buckley needfeelingbeingschool
