Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes. John Mayer More Quotes by John Mayer More Quotes From John Mayer If I wake up in the morning and I don't want to get you a coffee or if I don't see you for a week and I don't want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we've got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can't fake getting someone a book. John Mayer coffeemorningbook If you told me I was going to live to 240, I would take 10 years off and try and act. I don't have that kind of time, so I'd much rather stick to playing guitar. John Mayer guitartryingyears Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs. John Mayer dreamwritingsong I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me. John Mayer ive-learnedappreciategiven When you do an interview with me, you're talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There's no magic in my words, it's just me talking. John Mayer magicinterviewstalking What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit. John Mayer homecharacterinteresting I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep. John Mayer curvesstupidsilly I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable; generally, though, I think I am. John Mayer believepeoplethinking There's so many inspiring people out there. John Mayer people I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. John Mayer spoonsuseenough I'm not an icon. Not even in America. John Mayer iconsamerica I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. John Mayer singersguitarplayer I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible. John Mayer engineers I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I've never been sinister. John Mayer sinistertakenmay I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist. John Mayer meteorologistslocals I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. John Mayer settlingdown-andnight I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks. John Mayer writingsongorder Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while. John Mayer recordshomesong Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive. John Mayer musicalatlantahome Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. John Mayer hendrixfailurewho-i-am
