Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it. Larry David More Quotes by Larry David More Quotes From Larry David When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David concerned succeed art Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? Larry David blow jobs thinking I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything! Larry David lawyer Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? Larry David men america thinking I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. Larry David bad-grades funny thinking Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David hey may facts Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Larry David able trying bird My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David help-me drivers helping Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David suffering trying men I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. Larry David find-me quiet people I need to be on drugs to connect with nature. Larry David drug needs I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. Larry David jerk who-i-am If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David flirting knows running If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David feel-good lonely funny Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. Larry David casual umpires walks In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year. Larry David army class years Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good. Larry David I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry. Larry David dry chance running I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.' Larry David evidence lips produce Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. Larry David lines likes lasts