Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many. Herb Caen More Quotes by Herb Caen More Quotes From Herb Caen We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season. Herb Caen baseball weather football One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco. Herb Caen san-francisco one-day heaven The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here Herb Caen earth may heaven You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils Herb Caen rams dollar-bills dollars We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy. Herb Caen redundancy order interesting All American cars are basically Chevrolets. Herb Caen american-cars chevrolet car Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials. Herb Caen Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other. Herb Caen san-francisco wells building New Yorkers are stuck in a gloomy mucilage of mutual commiseration. Herb Caen gloomy mutual stuck San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness. Herb Caen smugness satisfaction self The clock doesn?t matter in baseball. Herb Caen clock baseball matter God! I loove this city! Herb Caen san-francisco cities The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. Herb Caen cake towers would-be The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned. Herb Caen humility men fall A city is a state - of mind, of taste, of opportunity. A city is a marketplace - where ideas are traded, opinions clash and eternal conflict may produce eternal truths. Herb Caen cities opportunity ideas When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't. Herb Caen world-famous may world I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. Herb Caen elephants remember memories Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor. Herb Caen uncomplicated broads given Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there. Herb Caen style cutting play There are more of them than us. Herb Caen
