Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Janeane Garofalo More Quotes by Janeane Garofalo More Quotes From Janeane Garofalo To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. Janeane Garofalo confidence motivational inspirational I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garofalo cutting sarcastic funny Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest. Janeane Garofalo protest worthy skins It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about. Janeane Garofalo feeling-bad can-do feelings I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing. Janeane Garofalo issues political believe The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. 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Janeane Garofalo being-yourself individuality inspire Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in. Janeane Garofalo nice acceptance people If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way. Janeane Garofalo racist Let's be very honest about what this is about. 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I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible. Janeane Garofalo terrible done wish My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style. Janeane Garofalo style feet wings
