Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is. Bob Saget More Quotes by Bob Saget More Quotes From Bob Saget As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself. Bob Saget doctorsgoes-onlittles There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii. Bob Saget wiitwo Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff? Bob Saget vintageapologystuff The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best. Bob Saget secretchildrenway They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them? Bob Saget what-ififsenemy Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. Bob Saget rumorgossippeople A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. Bob Saget comedianjokesthree Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset. Bob Saget mansunsetdrivingpeople I've taken Midol before. My daughters find that hilarious. I had a headache and cramps, and there were no other pain relievers with caffeine in the house. Bob Saget findheadachepainhouse As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse. Bob Saget waitblessingdarkpeople I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one. Bob Saget newgoodyoupast I really love making people laugh. Bob Saget laughmakinglovepeople
