...motherhood should be like driving a car -- you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally. Joan Bauer More Quotes by Joan Bauer More Quotes From Joan Bauer When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not eighteen. Joan Bauer dinner arms able It was probably easier in the old days when the bad guys rode into town wearing black capes or whatever bad guys wore and the milk cows were ownded by honest people. Right off the bat, you'd know who you were dealing with. Now everybody dresses alike. Joan Bauer wearing-black guy people I've never said this to a girl before." I bit my lip, waiting. "Well..." He looked down. "I'm not sure how to say this." He took a deep breath and announced, "I really like fighting evil with you. Joan Bauer girl fighting evil You cannot measure the loss of a human life. It's all the things a person was, all their dreams, all the people who loved them, all they hoped to be and could give back to the world. Joan Bauer dream loss giving Sometimes you've got to shout the truth and wake people up. Joan Bauer sometimes people New places always help us look at life differently Joan Bauer new-places helping looks They marched. Not for themselves. They marched to remember the ones who didn't make it back. They marched because seeing so much loss can teach you about life. they marched because we're all fighting a war whether we know it or not...a war for our minds and souls and what we believe in. Joan Bauer loss war believe I hope you'll have the kind of life where what you stand for is so important that it makes some people outright hostile. You won't know how strong your beliefs really are until you have to defend them. Joan Bauer important strong people The sad heart needs work to do. Joan Bauer sad-heart heart needs It takes a great cook to pull life truth from poultry. Joan Bauer poultry truth-of-life cooks The choices we make can have lasting consequences. Joan Bauer consequence lasting choices If you can't find an answer at the mall or the library, what does that say about the world? Joan Bauer library answers doe I'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll find the way through. On the Food Network they have these shows where cooks have to put a meal together with all these weird ingredients. That's a lot like my life-dealing with things you wouldn't think ever go together. But a good cook can make the best meal out of the craziest combinations. Joan Bauer together way thinking Guys don't understand great art. They don't care that sometimes the camera has power beyond the photographer to record emotion that only the heart can see. They're threatened when the camera jumps ahead of me. Todd Kovich was pissed when I brought my Nikon to the prom, but I'd missed too many transcendent shots over the years to ever take a chance of missing one again. A prom, I told him, had a boundless supply of photogenic bozos who could be counted on to do something base. Joan Bauer guy years art i hate leaving places i love i was never at one place long. am i selfish? Joan Bauer selfish hate long Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss helps you reach for gain. Death helps you celebrate life. War helps you work for peace. A flood makes you glad you're still standing. And a tall boy can stop the wind so a candle of hope can burn bright. Joan Bauer cat dog war If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? Joan Bauer psychics doe school You don't know which way a thing will come at you, but you need to welcome it with your whole heart which ever way it arrives. Joan Bauer heart way needs You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us." "So?" "We already have that!" "What do you mean?" "We've got dogs! Joan Bauer dog perfect mean when hope gets released in a place, all kinds of things are possible Joan Bauer all-kinds kind