My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. They run circles around me. Mike Tyson More Quotes by Mike Tyson More Quotes From Mike Tyson I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore. Mike Tyson not-afraidjerklaughing This is a weird feeling in my life I have to deal with, not being a violent man anymore when my whole life's reputation was built on being extremely violent. I just don't know how to deal with that right now. I don't even go to strip clubs no more. I don't know who I am sometimes, but I am not the guy I used to be. I'm not an angel or anything. I'm still lascivious, periodically. I'm just looking for some balance in my life. Mike Tyson who-i-amangelmen Kindness and humbleness are really good qualities to possess. But, if you have to use the word humble, it means you're not humble. And if you're not humble to this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you. Mike Tyson humblekindnessmean Everyone says "I wish I was in your shoes...", the hundreds of people that wish they were in my shoes don't know the tenth of it. If they were in my shoes they would cry like a baby. Mike Tyson motivationfearbaby I can quit boxing now and practically go into any kind of business and I'll be successful just as well as I was in boxing. Mike Tyson motivationsuccessfulfear I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened. Mike Tyson refereeboxinghelping I don't do anything. My life sucks. Mike Tyson life-sucks I can't change myself. I'm Mike Tyson. I'm a regular kid from the getto striving to do something positive with myself. I happen to fight well. Mike Tyson boxingfightingkids You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. Mike Tyson hangoverpartyhome I have to always make sure I don't stay in one place and spend too much time one subject. I have my wife tell me [through an earpiece], "Come back! You're taking too long on that subject." I need to be reeled in. Mike Tyson wifelongneeds I'm happy because - I'm not doing anything deceitful, I think, to my family. I'm successful because I don't have to sleep with one of my friends' girlfriends or wife or something. That's why I'm successful, that's success to me. I'm not dead, I'm not in the gutter - that's success to me. Mike Tyson girlfriendsuccessfulsleep I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'am going to strip them of their health. I bring pain a lot of pain. Mike Tyson boxingpainguy One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible. Mike Tyson dopechildrenthinking He was crying in there, making woman gestures. Mike Tyson gesturescryboxing Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked. Mike Tyson humblingass I just love to fight. I like to hurt people. I haven't lost that. I didn't lose it when I first got a bit of wealth and I haven't lost it now. The nature of my business is to hurt people. Mike Tyson fightinghurtpeople I'm here to serve God and be of service. I'm nothing; everything out here is a lot bigger than me. Mike Tyson serving-godbigger I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. Mike Tyson mikemy-timevegas My power is discombobulatingly devastating. Mike Tyson boxing I don't know that person anymore, that guy in '86, '87. I don't know that guy no more. I don't have no affinity for that guy no more. I have no affinity for the guy who said, 'I am the greatest fighter God produced.' I have no affinity for the guy who said he would try to push his [opponent's] nose bone up into his brain. I just don't know that guy. I don't know who he is. I don't know where he came from. I don't have no kind of connection with him no more. Mike Tyson boxingguybrain
