My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

Joe Teti

Categorized in : Stupid Simple Smart

Dude that was bad ass.

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I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

woods drs survival

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.

survival guy play

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

underestimate survival water

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

training stress survival

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

nothing-to-lose gains survival

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

work-out ideas thinking

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

survival focus mind

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

cracks survival want

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around.

lit torches survival

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

survival guy skills

Move with a purpose dude.

survival purpose moving

Shirts don't grow on trees.

shirts survival tree

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

protocol survival water

It's mistakes that get you killed

survival mistake

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

clock-is-ticking survival thinking

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

hunting survival tree

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

hammers dollars survival

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

toes counting survival

At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.

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