My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me. David Hasselhoff More Quotes by David Hasselhoff More Quotes From David Hasselhoff The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater. David Hasselhoff talenttheaterblessed I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs. David Hasselhoff most-amazingcheesyvoice If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck. David Hasselhoff stuckenoughlong The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. David Hasselhoff problem I feel like Elvis. Only alive. David Hasselhoff alivefeels The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards. David Hasselhoff landhousewriting Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives. David Hasselhoff save-a-lifeentertainmentcases Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect. David Hasselhoff ninety-ninecall-mepeople I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing David Hasselhoff realherofunny There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me. David Hasselhoff dyingwishchildren I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie. David Hasselhoff photo-of-mewallmuseums In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too. David Hasselhoff making-a-differencedifferencesthinking I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back. David Hasselhoff peopleyearsthinking I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself. David Hasselhoff would-beperfectthinking When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward. David Hasselhoff realizingselfmoving The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. Everything I've done ends up working in my favor. Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange. David Hasselhoff mistakefunpeople My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily. David Hasselhoff sitepaintstills In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. David Hasselhoff spongebob-squarepantscaughtcases I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well! David Hasselhoff guyfeetbeauty I let people down easy with inspiration. David Hasselhoff inspirationeasypeople
