My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living. Iliza Shlesinger More Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger More Quotes From Iliza Shlesinger I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you have no filter.' On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people. Iliza Shlesinger youi-love-youlovefunny No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye. Iliza Shlesinger youjealousfunpeople My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene. Iliza Shlesinger thinkyoufamilyfunny When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.' Iliza Shlesinger girlfriendswatchingwerekids What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die. Iliza Shlesinger i-amdiemeswimming There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. Iliza Shlesinger independencefruitstrengthway I prefer social politics to politics. Iliza Shlesinger preferpoliticssocial When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences. Iliza Shlesinger careercurrymarkblack
