My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room. Beetlejuice More Quotes by Beetlejuice More Quotes From Beetlejuice Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual. Beetlejuice unusual strange people I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action. Beetlejuice everyday guy littles Sandworms...you know I hate 'em! Beetlejuice i-hate ems hate These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules. Beetlejuice thinking