These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules. Beetlejuice More Quotes by Beetlejuice More Quotes From Beetlejuice My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room. Beetlejuice life-is dark rooms Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual. Beetlejuice unusual strange people I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action. Beetlejuice everyday guy littles Sandworms...you know I hate 'em! Beetlejuice i-hate ems hate