My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while. Clint Eastwood More Quotes by Clint Eastwood More Quotes From Clint Eastwood I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood gunwantfunny Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power. Clint Eastwood respectmotivationalinspirational One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people. Clint Eastwood one-daypeoplelooks Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left. Clint Eastwood idiotenougheasy Secretly everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren't called racist. Clint Eastwood tiredkissingpeople Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. Clint Eastwood gunkidsthinking I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice. Clint Eastwood prejudicemenfacts If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Clint Eastwood sarcasticinspirationalfunny Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot - both on the Right and the Left. Clint Eastwood agebelievepeople Take your work seriously, but don't take yourself seriously Clint Eastwood pompous There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Clint Eastwood divorcesinglemarriage Let's not go and ruin it by thinking too much. Clint Eastwood ruinstoo-muchthinking Improvise, Adapt and Overcome! Clint Eastwood overcoming Nothing wrong with shooting...as long as the right people get shot. Clint Eastwood shootinglongpeople When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. Clint Eastwood knivesnakedmen Always keep your ego in check and not be afraid to listen. Listening is a great art form. Clint Eastwood egolisteningart They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood sarcasticfunnyheaven A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama. Clint Eastwood wooleyepeople You have to feel confident. If you don't, then you're going to be hesitant and defensive, and there'll be a lot of things working against you. Clint Eastwood hesitantifsfeels I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way. Clint Eastwood help-mehelpingway
