Never ask a bore a question. by Mason Cooley

Never ask a bore a question.

Mason Cooley

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Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they ma... by Mason Cooley

Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here?

astrology stars

When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as... by Mason Cooley

When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox.

Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit. by Mason Cooley

Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit.

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Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. by Mason Cooley

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.

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True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstanc... by Mason Cooley

True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstances do.

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If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether. by Mason Cooley

If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.

play-hard phones literature

Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better. by Mason Cooley

Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.

feel-better change literature

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation. by Mason Cooley

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation.

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Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. by Mason Cooley

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally,... by Mason Cooley

After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.

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Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. by Mason Cooley

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.

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To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall. by Mason Cooley

To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.

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Even cats grow lonely and anxious. by Mason Cooley

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full o... by Mason Cooley

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

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Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder. by Mason Cooley

Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.

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Few artists can afford artistic temperament. by Mason Cooley

Few artists can afford artistic temperament.

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I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

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I can imagine many things, but few clearly. by Mason Cooley

I can imagine many things, but few clearly.

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Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. by Mason Cooley

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

fortune-cookie cookies warning

Eccentricity is originality that leads nowhere. by Mason Cooley

Eccentricity is originality that leads nowhere.

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