Never ask a man where he has been. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer. Mae West twentiescharactermen Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings. Mae West womenfeelingsfeels It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one. Mae West good-manhardmen If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West euthanasiacupscoffee Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had. Mae West eveningfortunehome Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home) Mae West sassypolicehome March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. Mae West gardeninglambsfunny I'd like to see Paris before I die. Mae West before-i-dieparisdies I never loved another person the way I loved myself. Mae West self-esteemloveway A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. Mae West confidencesarcasticrelationship Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different. Mae West metsdifferentmen One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. Mae West working-itfourtwo Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. Mae West sarcasticchangewitty I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. Mae West womenwittyfunny Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success. Mae West congratulationspersonalitysuccess No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday. Mae West digginggoldjewels He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West humorouswittyfunny A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West womenfirefunny Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. Mae West marriagelovefunny
