No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody. Prince Philip More Quotes by Prince Philip More Quotes From Prince Philip It's a vast waste of space. Prince Philip classicwastespace But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to be anything left. Prince Philip populationgrowingreality Do you work in a strip club? Prince Philip classicclubs It's no use saying do this, do that, don't do that ... it's very easy when children want something to say no immediately. I think it's quite important not to give an unequivocal answer at once. Much better to think it over. Then, if you eventually say no, I think they really accept it. Prince Philip want-somethingchildrenthinking A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. Prince Philip batsgunhands I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer. Prince Philip royalcarebeer You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly. Prince Philip edinburghdukeslong We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it! Prince Philip rushingclassicgun If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. Prince Philip submarinesswimwings In the days when the nation depended on agriculture for its wealth it made the Lord Chancellor sit on a woolsack to remind him where the wealth came from. I would like to suggest we remove that now and make him sit on a crate of machine tools. Prince Philip agriculturemachinestools I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity. Prince Philip what-ifleaderresponsibility I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist. I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus. Prince Philip nwonumbersanimal Can you tell the difference between them? Prince Philip banjosclassicdifferences What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer. Prince Philip classicawfulsingers The world population 60 years ago was just over 2 billion and it's now more than 6 billion. This huge increase - an explosion really - has probably done more harm to the environment than anything else. Prince Philip populationdoneyears British women can't cook. Prince Philip britishclassicfunny It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs. Prince Philip classicsingingsong Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then. Prince Philip classicletterswriting It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons. Prince Philip daughterartschool If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed. Prince Philip ghastlyedinburghifs
