Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Graham Chapman More Quotes by Graham Chapman More Quotes From Graham Chapman Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! Graham Chapman holy-grail long thinking My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. Graham Chapman black-and-white color philosophy When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life. Graham Chapman light giving looks WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? Graham Chapman quests color names First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring! Graham Chapman cutting running two I hope I will have achieved something lasting. Graham Chapman lasting-love lasting When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Graham Chapman holy-grail ugly tails I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim. Graham Chapman call-me names may All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. Graham Chapman sparks attitude ideas I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. Graham Chapman talk who man bears World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. Graham Chapman everyone war people world You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. Graham Chapman show know you work Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. Graham Chapman dressing old up young
