Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. Earl Wilson More Quotes by Earl Wilson More Quotes From Earl Wilson This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. Earl Wilson debt-free couple love Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson money witty funny A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. Earl Wilson vacation-time vacation holiday A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson motivational-sports baseball games Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. Earl Wilson women sex thinking Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Earl Wilson broken disappointment golf Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. Earl Wilson money business funny Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. Earl Wilson money easy inspirational If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson motivational inspirational funny Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Earl Wilson gossiping-and-rumors gossip An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. Earl Wilson women police husband If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Earl Wilson thought-provoking communication writing No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it. Earl Wilson gamble gambling horse One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson climbing hiking blood Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. Earl Wilson credit car men This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten. Earl Wilson biblical age way To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. Earl Wilson women bargains men Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Earl Wilson generations money wonderful Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson ice-and-snow teenager inspirational If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey. Earl Wilson journey travel needs
