Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. Jim Davis More Quotes by Jim Davis More Quotes From Jim Davis Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. Jim Davis readingstrugglechildren Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis zucchinithanksgivingvegetables I stop short of being a workaholic. Jim Davis workaholic I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. Jim Davis human-conditioncatconvincing The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. Jim Davis understatementcontributioncomedy When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. Jim Davis trashcat Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield Jim Davis suckergarfield I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time. Jim Davis ableninestuff I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. Jim Davis inspirationstoriesanimal I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. Jim Davis wandermindmight I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. Jim Davis bitsgeekwhole Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts Jim Davis appearanceknowschef You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. Jim Davis mindplaylying You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us. Jim Davis us-veteransveterans-daygrateful I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles. Jim Davis I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. Jim Davis heartboyschildren I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. Jim Davis foundationreadingfun Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. Jim Davis catfeelingsart I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. Jim Davis recognisei-can It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't do. Jim Davis
